...before you say anything, I fully understand that this is more than two weeks late, that I fail at blogging on time, that we all got extremely lazy (I blame heat exhaustion) after visiting Rome, and that most of us have been back in the states for a good week and a half.
But you know what, Mei is still in Europe! So this totally counts as a 'Europe for the Lulzies' post. It's legit.
And besides, you know you all want to know what went down in Rome...
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So at this point, we're totally done with all that train/ferry nonsense, and we're back to just flying place to place. The downside of this? Getting from the airport to the actual city. Apparently, Rome airport is full of unofficial drivers/scammers hoping to get a little extra cash out of unwary tourists. At least, that's what we read, what we were told, so we were perfectly wary. An overenthusiastic but shady lady kept following us, to get us to take their shuttle service to the main city. We avoided her, and found a cheaper bus outside, but of course, the cheaper bus made us wait a good 45 minutes. Shady lady's deal didn't sound so bad, after all, but, too late.
A couple hours later, we arrive in the Termini train station, in Rome. Once again, we're completely lost.
BUT.... I use my fantastic sense of direction and navigational skills to take us straight to our hostel. (Don't take all the credit, Jake.) This hostel was run by the sweetest lady, and also happened to be right above a very delicious Italian restaurant. Win. Only downside... no air-conditioning. In Rome. Ugh.
Sweet hostel lady made us breakfast the next morning...she set out these tables, put out everything we could've liked, and had tea for us too. All while listening to 'My Heart Will Go On' for at least four or five times, in a row.
The next morning, half of us are out of cash, so we head out early to an ATM in order to pay for our hostel. On the way (a mere two minute walk) we pass a beautiful basilica, a parade of tourist nuns, and excellent shopping stands run by Indians (who else?). Marianne promptly decides that we all need to get in on the European fashion, and buy ourselves each a pair of parachute pants:
But you know what, Mei is still in Europe! So this totally counts as a 'Europe for the Lulzies' post. It's legit.
And besides, you know you all want to know what went down in Rome...
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So at this point, we're totally done with all that train/ferry nonsense, and we're back to just flying place to place. The downside of this? Getting from the airport to the actual city. Apparently, Rome airport is full of unofficial drivers/scammers hoping to get a little extra cash out of unwary tourists. At least, that's what we read, what we were told, so we were perfectly wary. An overenthusiastic but shady lady kept following us, to get us to take their shuttle service to the main city. We avoided her, and found a cheaper bus outside, but of course, the cheaper bus made us wait a good 45 minutes. Shady lady's deal didn't sound so bad, after all, but, too late.
A couple hours later, we arrive in the Termini train station, in Rome. Once again, we're completely lost.
BUT.... I use my fantastic sense of direction and navigational skills to take us straight to our hostel. (Don't take all the credit, Jake.) This hostel was run by the sweetest lady, and also happened to be right above a very delicious Italian restaurant. Win. Only downside... no air-conditioning. In Rome. Ugh.
Sweet hostel lady made us breakfast the next morning...she set out these tables, put out everything we could've liked, and had tea for us too. All while listening to 'My Heart Will Go On' for at least four or five times, in a row.
The next morning, half of us are out of cash, so we head out early to an ATM in order to pay for our hostel. On the way (a mere two minute walk) we pass a beautiful basilica, a parade of tourist nuns, and excellent shopping stands run by Indians (who else?). Marianne promptly decides that we all need to get in on the European fashion, and buy ourselves each a pair of parachute pants:
...no thanks.
Despite the heat, we decide to cover our knees and shoulders, and head out to the Vatican. Jake and his amazing sense of direction take us to the metro going the wrong direction--towards the colloseum, rather than away. Of course, once we get out of the station to change directions, we're immediately distracted by the giant ancient wonder just across the street from us. Commence jumping picture.
As we try to leave, a very charming and very cute New Yorker asks to be our tour guide, a fantastic deal involving explanations of the colloseum AND the Roman forum AND the Palatino Hill, and the wonderful opportunity to skip lines altogether. Except, we dressed for the Vatican, which wouldn't be open the next day (Sunday). So, we had to say no to the cute New Yorker. =(
First stop: Jake's highly recommended church. I don't remember the name, but it looked pretty cool from the outside. (Keep in mind we haven't seen THE church, St. Peter's Basilica at the Vatican, yet). We cooled down inside the church, and went down to the crypt (which was disappointingly empty, but at least very cold/chilly).
Next stop...Fontana di Trevi! This beautiful Baroque fountain is constantly surrounded by tourists. There are cops, hidden among the crowds, making sure no poor soul dying of heat exhaustion dares to stick a little toe in the fountain, risking some ridiculously high fine. According to Wikipedia (yes, I didn't actually confirm this fact until now, two weeks later), throwing a coin into the fountain ensures a return to Rome. Throwing two coins promises a new romance, and throwing three ensures either marriage or divorce. I tossed one in, but I can't remember if I tossed in a second... =/
(PS: you'll be glad to know those 3000 euros that get tossed in daily by tourists actually go towards subsidizing a market for the needy. So, we're actually all very charitable.)
Lunch time. We finally found a place that satisfies everyone--kebabs/pizzas for Jake, curry/rice for the Asians (and Andrea), and chicken as an option for Neha. =D
Vatican City. It's a million degrees outside. First thing to do: eat gelato! (again!)
St. Peter's Basilica... we're all congratulating ourselves on remembering to cover our knees and shoulders, because all around us tourists are getting turned around (after waiting in line in the heat) for inappropriate clothing. This is where we realized how clever the souvenir sellers are... we saw so many women (and a few poor guys) awkwardly draping cheap scarves around their knees and shoulders, trying to be decent enough to get into the church. One women nearly had a whole outfit of those scarves, which makes you wonder what on earth she was wearing outside the church.. o_O
So, this is basically the most beautiful church. It has to be, considering how much money--in gold, in gemstones, even in ancient, now-extinct marble "donated" from other buildings around Rome--has gone into its construction.
Somehow, in our awe, we get split up...Jake and Neha go up to the cupola (which was apparently breathtaking), and the rest of us head to the Vatican Museum to see the Sistine Chapel.
We just manage to get inside the museum before the doors close. Naturally, we want to see the Sistine Chapel first... which is apparently what every single person in the museum wants to do. So, after following a few signs, we eventually join something like a herd of tourists mixed with tour groups. For the next hour or more, we have to move at the snail-pace of picture-happy tourists, in halls that sometimes don't have air conditioning, surrounded by increasingly sweaty bodies. Somewhere in this complete fire hazard, we realize we're passing truly beautiful paintings, gilded walls and ceilings, intricate galleries of artwork...basically, things that turned out to be more beautiful than the Sistine Chapel itself. When we finally made it (after an attempt to find a bathroom turned out to be a convenient short cut), we're in a very dark room, full of people craning their necks to look at The Creation of Adam. It would've been serene, since we were in a chapel, if the security guards didn't keep yelling "no pictures!" or "silence!!" every couple minutes.
I did manage to take a blurry picture of the Sistine Chapel. Just to, you know, be rebellious.
Neha and Jake unfortunately didn't get into the museum on time, so since it was getting late, we decided to head back to the hostel for dinner. We ate at a snack bar, just for their cheap pitcher of sangria. Then, we hit the convenience store next to our hostel for some wine and beer (and contemplated buying penis-shaped pasta--"NOT SEXY"). Back at the hostel, we tried our own version of karaoke, which mostly involved a lot of "Lonely Island" and "Michael Buble". Eventually, we gave up, and decided that Neha should watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1... except she fell asleep.
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I just realized I covered one day in that giant essay of a post. I'm feeling much lazier now, so, here's the rest of the trip:
SUNDAY
- Girls head to flea market, across the river.
- Roman buses often decide to randomly change their bus stop locations, without notifying anyone.
- Why are there so many Indians at these markets? ...because they are natural at haggling back.
- It's unbelievably hot outside. We give up halfway around the market, and head back. Mei purchased a cute white dress (that, we later discover, is see-through)
- Meet Jake at colloseum bus stop for lunch.
- We are never eating at snack bars again.
- Hit another convenience store: our group will never lack for gummies, Fanta, Kinder Bueno (yes, we're a healthy bunch)
- Find another tour group to join. Discover our Colloseum tour guide is an old Italian guy who prefers telling jokes over telling history. Definitely miss the cute, charming New Yorker.
- We walk like Romans, heads held up high, straight into the Colloseum, looking disdainfully at the plebians waiting in line to get in. (As told by the tour guide)
- Commence jumping pictures, including solo shots! (Marianne, upload these! =D)
- Our tour guide actually tried to convince us that the Colloseum was the venue of many good things. In fact, he tried to make us think like the Romans, and feel arrogant when watching these fights, or perfectly righteous when petty criminals were sent to the arena to basically be killed. Mostly, we were just a little mortified.
- Second tier of the colloseum has a good view, and is a museum of sorts. I take this chance to massage my feet and take a little nap. Rome is exhausting.
- Our tour guide for the Palatino Hill turns out to be an old British guy, who was probably once a commentator for BBC. His words were so exact, so precise, spoken so slowly you could literally hear that they were italicized. So, naturally, we learned a lot more, he was excellent.
- Apparently lots and lots of marble from Palatino Hill (which includes Remus's and Romulus's huts, Augustus's home, and essentially the origins of Rome) was "donated" to the Vatican City.
- The Roman Forum was closing for the evening, so we missed out on that. =(
- Dinner near the hostel again: This restaurant was run by Indians. We actually had bunny (according to the menu). The waiter thoroughly enjoyed serving us, and even gave me and Neha a high-five on the way out. Andrea tried getting a high-five, but was rejected for being white.
- Jake took us on his own version of a walking tour of Rome, at night! Fontana di Trevi was crowded as ever, but we saw lots of other piazzas.
- The Piazza near the Pantheon was amazing. We enjoyed watching a little string duet play amazing pieces.
- Andrea and I decided we will one day bring our clarinet and flute and busk in Europe.
MONDAY
- Jake continues his walking tour of Rome, having decided to walk from the hostel to Vatican City.
- The rest of us are lazier, and take the metro up to Piazza del Popolo, the Spanish Steps, and eventually Piazza Navona. Everything was wonderfully Roman and old and pretty.
- Lunch: we find this amazing, well-hidden restaurant that has many awards and clearly doesn't expect tourists often. Win.
- Neha splits off to visit the Sistine Chapel with Jake, since they missed out on it before.
- Andrea and I have more gelato. Honestly, it's too hot to do anything else.
- We wander around, trying to find a good park or some cool/shady place that would be good for reading or taking a nap. We take a tram across the river, and proceed to get completely lost in the other side of Rome. We manage to find the one park that isn't free because it's a botanical garden. Eventually, we end up at the top of a hill, near some academy, that has a fantastic view of Rome but not much else.
- A bus rescues us, and takes us back to the tram.
- Andrea and I hit up a church near Navona, which has Carvaggio's works. He's known for his use of chiaroscuro, or strong light/dark contrasts. Unfortunately, to properly see this, you need to put in a euro so that the hall that has the paintings is actually lit up. Very clever.
- At Navona, to kill time, Marianne draws a part of Bernini's statue, and it looks absolutely awesome.
- Mei draws a section of Piazza de Navona, which looks pretty cool too.
- Andrea and I draw up a strange mix of Piazza de Navona, the Mediterranean, and a very dark and dreary sunset. Let's just call it abstract.
- Marianne and Mei proceed to buy $100s worth of paintings. (Well not that much, but quite a lot.)
- We meet up with my cousin Rachna!! =D
- Apparently the tram we took early completely disappeared, so after much wandering around, we settled for a restaurant near Campo del Fiori. And yes, we finally had tiramisu! Except, it was this unnaturally warm blob of a tiramisu.
- We hit the hostel to drop of paintings, purses, and freshen up some. Andrea is smart, and decides to have an early night (since she's flying back to US the next morning).
- The rest of us aren't so smart...
- There's only one bar that was definitely open and easily accessible, and it was unnaturally American, complete with beer pong.
- We will never let Neha buy drinks again. =P
- ...maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go out the night before our early flight to Dublin.
- Enter another bar, which has pennants for many US colleges. OU and UT are right next to each other, although UT is covered up by some other giant banner. Jerks.
- ...what happened the rest of the night in Rome, will just stay in Rome. =]
The next morning...
Andrea left us, to head to a different airport for her international flight. (And then there were five...)
Honestly, it was a miracle we made it on time to the airport. Let's just say we owe a lot to the sweet hostel lady and her husband.
Soon enough... we were in Dublin.